stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(via ticklemehigh)
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
yu-gi-ow
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why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
OOOOOH
Snap!!
Fucking. Yes.
(via meowmeowsandpurrs)
So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
this was an episode of south park
this exact thing
maybe next time friend
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a perfect way to start your acceptance speech
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(Source: mishasteaparty, via thedoctorfromgallfrey)
